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| Birthday Qutoes |
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
Erma Bombeck
Today's your Birthday! Its my birthday too, yeah! Today's your birthday! And happy birthday to you!
The Beatles
I have nothing to give as a gift but I promise to always remember your birthday.
Victor Ukegbu Ogbonnaya
A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.
Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Fly free and happy beyond birthdays and across forever, and we'll meet now and then when we wish, in the midst of the one celebration that never can end.
Richard Bach
A gift, with a kind countenance, is a double present.
Thomas Fuller
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Abby Crawford
Think of birthdays this way: you're not getting older, you're getting wiser.
Anonymous
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
George Harrison
Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.
Sammy Hagar
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Satchel Paige
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
Kirstie Alley
When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
Anonymous
I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it.
Anonymous
I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too.
Liv Tyler
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
Ruth Warrick
I had a birthday one night on a farm we were shooting on. I walked into the tent, and there were 150 people waiting for me, all wearing masks of my face.
Stephen Hopkins
I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.
Celine Dion
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Steven Wright
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity.
Eleanor Roosevelt
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Mitch Hedberg
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
Ellen Glasgow
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.'
Sam Levenson
Let us celebrate the occasion with wine and sweet words.
Plautus
Love the giver more than the gift.
Brigham Young
Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen.
Robert Staughton Lynd
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me.
Jim Valvano
Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again
Menachem Mendel Schneerson
My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.
Guy Johnson
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
Oprah Winfrey
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorrenzoni
The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
Paris Hilton
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
Lewis Carroll
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
We have to be able to grow up. Our wrinkles are our medals of the passage of life. They are what we have been through and who we want to be.
Lauren Hutton
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
Gloria Stuart
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
Jerry Seinfeld
One thing more to say, "Happy Birthday" whether it's your birthday or your family, or friend's one.
